An Operational Definition of Menopause

men·o·pause /ˈmenəˌpôz/

Noun:

1. The period in a woman's life (typically between 45 and 55 years of age) when fertility ends, caused by the:
2. The termination of ovulation, resulting in:
3. The cessation of menstruation, leading to:
4. A stagnation of fornication, producing:
5. Male desolation, desperation, and masturbation. 

Noun:

1. The sentence at the end of periods.